Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

OCEAN!

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

Hwy 1….
My favorite hwy.
:)

I miss living in CA.
Isn’t the ocean crazy, awesome?

The music you hear in the background is a my GRANDpa’s.
Isn’t he good? He plays guitar, bass, drums, and more!

Anyhow, pictures to come!
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

SuperAngel for Paulie

Picture Post

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Here are some pictures that Jenna took when we were at their house.

Sorry for the lack of text today, guys.  I’m just sorta posting a lot of pictures.
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

SuperAngel for Paulie

Wooohoo!

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Be excited everyone! I’m switching to a new domain http://www.paulsneverendingramblings.com. The site isn’t up yet, but I hope to be blogging more with my new skateboard grunge template! Oh, and check out my awesome friend Eric’s blog. He has a really cool post on there!

Paulie

It’s Mom’s Birthday!

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Hello everyone,

Our time in FL was awesome. I’ll post some pictures and write more on it a bit later. Right now, we’re packing for another TOS related road trip. We’ll be away for about four days.

Another thing, BlogStatter.com is doing great. I have a whole list of things I want to upgrade on it. Please sign up and tell me what you think of it. What should I change on it? I’m working right now on another very exciting site. I’ll blog more about that later.

Anyhow, for the full day that we’re home, it’s Moms birthday! That’s right, she turns 39 today. Happy Birthday, Mom.

In honor of her birthday, I sent an email out to everyone’s email address that my computer has in it’s memory (I just got this new laptop - which I’ll be blogging about soon aswell). So here are a few of the emails that went back and forth. They’re very funny.

On Mon, March 10, 2008 12:12 am, PaulJr Tech Support wrote:

Yay! It’s Moms birthday
I wanted to send out a mass email to everyone letting them know what a
great
mom, Mom is!
Not sure if I am suppose to say this but, Mom was born in 1969, on March
10th. That makes her 39 today!
:D
Thank you Mom for being the best mom, mentor, boss, friend, and example.
I love you!
I will be writing an entry on Mom’s birthday soon at:

www.PaulsBlogging.com

Please hit “reply all”.

Thanks,

Paul Suarez, Jr.

P.S. If I forgot anyone, please add them to the group.

Gena

(sob) ・ I have such a sweet boy. Waaaaaaaaaah. Mama loves Paulie!!!

Sob, cry, sob.

Eric Novak

Here are the statistics that go with this birthday.

You are 39 years old

or 467 months old
or 2,034 weeks old
or 14,244 days old
or 341,879 hours old
or 20,512,782 minutes old

And they keep going up and up and up! ;)

Shows you how much smarter you are then us youngsters. :D

Mom’s reply

Eric - you’re fired.

Ad;lfjld;jfldflaslj

(kidding)

LOL
Me

HA!

Oh, oh, pick me!

According to my brain, that works to, *thinking, thinking* about
1,230,771,416 seconds old!

You’ve lived over a billion seconds!!!

You can’t fire me; I already said you are the best boss.

:P

Hahaha……

Jocelyn Dixon

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Auntie! :) I sent you an ecard, but I don’t know it’s set on Cali time… so you might not get it until 3!

Ok so poems…

Happy birthday Auntie
Way to go Paulie
On sending this out so early
Hmmm I am a little hungry
So let’s go to Wendy’s (like wendy’s?)
and have your 39th part-ee
hehee

Nah, that was lame… bye hey it rhymed right? I’d have to sit down for at least twenty-minutes to write out a real, nice, long poem. :D
Dena Wood

The CS/Store team has been workin’ on a little something special for you. But, you’ll have to wait until tomorrow (it’s still Sunday here!) to get it. Julie Ott spearheaded quite the extravaganza! lol

Kate Kessler

For the boss that I doth know

For the friend whose heart does glow

For the lady that we love

She’s a gift from up above

Lord of all to Thee we raise,

This my birthday hymn of praise!

For the lady of the day

For the happiness we pray

Lies within her home so bright

Stay here with her through the night

Lord of all to Thee we raise,

This my birthday hymn of praise!

To our glorious God and King

Praises to Him do I bring

For my friend whose heart is kind

Loving dear sweet sister mine.

Lord of all to Thee we raise,

This my birthday hymn of praise!

Happy Birthday, dear friend!

Amanda Dixon

Happy Birthday, Auntie Gena
Hope you get lots more poems than Dena
I can’t really write poe-tray
So I just hope you have a SUPER birth-day

I love you and miss
Every little kiss
You bestow upon my head
Ok… maybe its time for bed.

Yep, I hope you have a great day
We will see you on Tuesday!
Until then I will stop
Before I get to be a big flop.

Ok… so that was my really bad hand at poetry… I won’t test you again!
Auntie, I love you really. I hope you have a super day!
Amelia Harper
Dear Gena:

Here is your birthday poem. I am sorry that I sent your 50th Birthday Poem last year. You just look that old. But since you have had a kid since then, and since Paul took the trouble to so well document your birth, I think I have it right this year.


To My Dear Gena: On the Occasion of her First 39th Birthday

by Mia Harper


Gena, Gena, please do not rage,
Because your son revealed your age.
Perhaps it was, for him, a game–
Or payback for his middle name.

In any case, it now is clear
That your very first 39th is here.
So have your breakfast while in bed
And rest your dear old fuzzy head.

For this year soon will fleeting fly
And another year will be pass you by.
Life comes apace; you cannot win:
For soon you’ll be 39 again.

Eric Novak

Hahahaha! That is funny! What IS your middle name Paulie?!

Jacque Dixon

Amazing what the Lord can do with this tired brain….

Happy Birthday Gena~

My dear friend, Gena, with whom I share

My age for nearly half the year,

Today you are getting closer to forty,

But who really cares my dear?

When counting years one can only hope

That hers will never stop

So let us count instead the joys

And giggles and tears that drop.

For who would ever want to trade

A moment of her days

To have less candles on a cake

Or even lesser gray?

You’ve earned those candles- every one

And all the gray hairs too.

The blessings that accompanied them

Are all a part of you.

My birthday wish to you today

Is quiet time with Paul

and your precious children, having fun

There you go my friend. I hpe you have the best birthday EVER!!!!!!!!!

Love you~

Julie Ott, Ott kids, Dena Wood, Pam McCormick, and a ton others

Our little birthday tribute from all of us in the Store and Customer Service can be viewed in Quicktime if you download it at http://www.aaronott.info/gena.mov

 

 

Jacque Dixon

 

Oh my GOODNESS GENA!! You have THE greatest friends! I’ll bet you are totally bawling right now… well, laughing, totally, but you have so many good friends!! Man…. oh man…. the Schooter part…. LOL and the Poetry….. man…..

YOU LADIES ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for sharing it with me!!!

Gena

Oh. My. Word.

I have no words. For once. I mean….seriously. This *did* make me bawl. I can’t believe you guys did this….it’s amazing. Paul’s calling from the kitchen right now (as he reflects on it – since we watched it twice) that it is AMAZING. I simply have no words. Just tears. Wow. You are talented, and hilarious…and just amazing. That’s all I can say. I’m stunned.

Love you guys.

 

 

Gena

 

When it first came on and the singing started, I thought it would be someone lip syncing something – and then I realized that they actually wrote and sang this. I am still stunned. The part where I’m carrying the baby, Starbucks and all the magazines, stumbling around the TN mountains, oh my word. And the baby who apparently wants to nurse and I’m pushing it away – I HOWLED with laughter at that. Look at the look on her (my) face…..still dying. I cannot believe you did this…you made this the funniest birthday I’ve ever had.

 

Julie Ott

So glad you’re enjoying the details! We had a ball putting it all together!! That beauty queen mama rocking Suzy is none other than Laura! She was such a good sport! Leah is the main singer – I just sang harmony. My son Aaron played and recorded all the accompaniment. And my other daughter, Joanna, plays the part of Gena in all the faceless clips (because her hair is similar to yours). J

Everyone contributed a verse or two and some pics to use.

Amelia Harper
Dear Mortals:

I, too, think that Aquila is a noble name for a dead Roman. I was just teasing Paulie about the fact that Priscilla’s name is always mentioned first in the Bible “Priscilla and Aquila”– actually two of my favorite New Testament people. Some scholars have mentioned that they thought that Priscilla was actually the more intelligent and helpful of the two since her name is always mentioned first by Paul, and that was unusual back then. So I told Paul and Paulie that I was going to write a book on “Wimps of the Bible” and include him and Samson (who lets a woman lie to him repeatedly and then give him a haircut?) and Ahab (remember his wife Jezebel?)– people like that.
Poor Paulie is actually quite manly for a guy with that middle name. And I have to admit that Aquila is WAY better than Perkle. I would not let Gena have ANY naming rights to the next kid, if I were you, Paul.
By the way, Paulie, I recently met a man whose full name is Paul Aquilano. I thought that was sort of cool.

Eric Novak

LOL! Oh my goodness! That is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen! I loved the part where Gena was using her fingers to get out the last of the coffee!

Now was that video made on the clock or or off the clock? ;)

Anyhow, as you can see, we had a good time over the emails. The video was hilarious.

http://www.aaronott.info/gena.mov

Sorry about all the inside jokes.

Ok, now here are a few pictures of Sani. Most of these were taken the today.

sani

sani 1

sani 2

sani 3

sani 4

Happy Birthday, Amanda!!!

Friday, October 26th, 2007

-Posted at 5:10am-

We’re supposed to write an entry about SuperAngel. But I was thinking, there is nothing better than a good poem!

:D

Amanda’s Birthday Gift

(Click here for a larger image)

So here you go, a good poem:

 

 

 

 

I tried to leave Schooter home.

But I was so busy writing this poem…

That I didn’t see him sneak into your present

(You’re lucky, it almost came in florescent!)

I brought along a yummy cake.

I had trouble trying to get it to bake…

So I threw it in the microwave!

I know, I know, “Nice-save!” ;)

The balloons, I did not make myself…

I pulled them fresh off the grocery shelf!

Same thing with the party stuff

To make that myself would have been kinda tough!

For such a special occasion, I threw on my tuxedo!

Does that party hat make me look like a weirdo?

Thanks for the party invite!

IRL, I bought you a website.

;)

www.SuperAngelsBlog.com

 

 

Thank you for building that template Eric. You did a great job!

 

Amanda, thanks for being such a great friend and I hope you have a great 18th birthday!

 

-Paulie

 

 

P.S. If you look at the time that I posted this entry, you’ll see it’s the same time as when you were born 18 years ago.

Pretty cool, huh?

:D

Cools!

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

I won!

Award!

Yep, I won the award!

There, I proved it!!

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

Published on July 17, 2007 at 2:32 PM
There, I proved it!!

This Article was published in HSB Friends, News and FUN Stuff

I can hack yours why can’t you hack mine?

:D :D :D :D

See I can hack you, Paulie. LOL!!

http://homeschoolblogger.com/SuperAngel

http://homesteadblogger.com/SuperHorseSteader

http://homeschoolblogger.com/HomeschoolSeniors

http://homeschoolblogger.com/SuperSecretAngels

http://homeschoolblogger.com/DixonContestBlog

http://homesteadblogger.com/HomesteadingCarnival

I have more blogs than you Paulie. lol

and go check out this SUPER blog:

http://homeschoolblogger.com/JacquedixonSoulRestES

this is Paulie’s Auntie’s blog. ;D

http://homeschoolblogger.com/uploads/Amber_SUPERANGEL2.gif

They Came!

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Oooo, cool title! “They Came!” *says with and echo*

*Ahem*
Anyhow, yes, as some of you may know, Amanda and Jocelyn came over yesterday!
They got here around 1:00pm.

Their grandpa had to drop something off in Knoxville (which is only an hour and a half from here) and he was going to drive right by their house. So, I’m not sure how they all worked it out but they were able to come!

So like I said, they got here around 1:00pm. Mom and Dad were on the way home with a bunch of groceries for dinner. We were all pretty hungry. While mom was making dinner we went outside to try some of those tricks.

Hmm, didn’t work so good. So after getting really tired, we went upstairs where everyone checked their blogs and I showed them a few videos.

Then, it was time for dinner, FINALLY! It was VERY good. Mom made spaghetti, garlic bread, corn, and a few other things.

Afterwards, we all rested/talked for a while and had desert. “Grandpa” wanted to go to bed and his bed was upstairs (where the computers are), so we had to go down and find a game to play. We didn’t really want to go to bed just yet. :D So we sat around the table and played cards. It was Amanda, Jocelyn, Levi playing as Eric Novak, who was on the phone, and me. We were playing Poker at first but it was really tough for Eric. Hahah…

We ditched the Poker idea and started playing Rummy, which was way too hard for Eric, so he left. As the night went on, we all were sorta getting tired and since Jocelyn and I both had cards each other needed, we thought we’d trade. :D But, then Amanda accused us of cheating; which is crazy ’cause we were just trading cards, golly.

Haha…

Well, we figured that was a good time to just quit and go to bed! Especially since we had to get up at 5:00am to eat breakfast and see them off. So we said “goodnight” and I’m pretty sure we all fell asleep within a minute of hitting the pillow.

After sleeping just a few hours we got up, had a little breakfast, (one that dad made - it was really good) and said “good bye”.

I then, went right back to bed! Hahah…

Anyhow, that’s the whole thing! Thanks for coming over guys!

Leave me lot’s of comments!

I’m going to bed, good night. :D

What do you think is the best?

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Before I post the official “Amanda and Jocelyn came over” post, I want to know what you all think.

Jocelyn posted the two videos/songs that Eric and I are ….debating over.

Which one is the best? Well, while we were waiting for the votes to roll in, Eric uploaded his “Coonikins Rap” video to YouTube. I told him he ought to post it on his blog. And he started to give me reasons why he shouldn’t and why I should! HA! So, we agreed that we’d BOTH post it.

:D

Hahahahh…



I will be posting a real post worth posting, later.

Yayay!

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Amanda and Jocelyn came over yesterday and left REALLY early this morning.

They took some pictures too. So, they’ll probably post some of ‘em when they get home.

I’ll post all about it later.

While they were here, Jocelyn posted a small entry. It’s pretty funny.

Ok, I got to run right now but stay tuned, I’ll be posting later.

:D